Yum. This is a good time for Dogs. This is a time with lots of food for the Dog. Good Time. Food everywhere. Very very very Big Bird for eating. (NO, NOT FOR YOU, JACK - why not?) Lots and lots and lots of nice choccies.
Slippery wet Outside, squelchy mud on my paws, all the Cats are sad. They lie in front of the Hot Red God and don't want to do their Messages in the rain. Pack Lady found Muskie doing a Hard Message in the box with black rocks for burning in it and shouted very LOUD and FIERCE "You BAD BAD BAD CAT!"
Pack Leader gets a great big tree and hauls it in the house, puffing and panting and saying bad words. He doesn't lie down to chew it, he sticks it in a metal thing so it stands on end.
Why is it Bad Dog to do a Wet Message there? This is what trees are for. I don't understand.
Terri takes me for WALKIES. I LOVE WALKIES, THANK YOU THANK YOU OH FRIENDLY TERRI PUPPY, GREAT, WE CAN CHASE STICKS AND STUFF...
OK. Let's go home now.
OH WOW WOW WOW, SO EXCITING.... look, a tree grew in the Flicker Box Room, look Packleader, a tree with metally fluffy stuff and little lights and shiny things on it, smell it, how funny! ... OH WOW, LOOK, BALLS FOR ME! Thank you, we can PLAY BALL....
Oh. Not for playing with. Sorry. This stuff is fun though, it's the fluffy stuff, is it for eating?
Oh. No, I swallowed it, Pack Leader, do you still want it? Sorry.
Yes, I will be a Good Dog. OK. Bye bye. See you later.
Nosebutt the door to the Flicker Box room. Snfff snortle snff snortle snfff.... Yes, there is definitely Food for the Dog in here, now where is it? Snff snff. Here it is, under the tree. How funny. They have wrapped paper round it, never mind, I can tear it with my teeth, nose out LOVELY CHOCCIES FOR THE DOG, slurp, snufffle, slurp, slurp, yum.
Hi, Packmembers, how lovely to see you, HI THERE.... Why is it Bad Dog? What did I do? What choccies? What is a present? I never... Oh those choccies.